"Find enclosed one Batmans..."

You know how Batman often wanders the streets of Gotham in disguise to gain information? This has to be the best disguise ever!

“Nobody ever suspects the crab, you see?”

PS: This was sent to me by my mate Tim who is currently working on a rather awesome game called L.A. Noire - it’s out soon and I suggest you all check it out. It looks fantastic even without Batman, which says a lot!

laurenmoran:

croy2814:

Girls please wear this. All the time.

remember when i said i wanted the r2d2 bathing suit? just kidding.

Words fail…

Man, I hope my kids are like this.

I mean, the Batman kid is clearly cool but the Hulk kid is really selling it.

(Source: emilykaof)

nevergotosleepangry:

when i took this I thought about one of the people I follow on tumblr.

He means me! He actually sent me a message to say so - so how could I not show off his photo? So, thanks Kirby! :)

Yet another 4Chan post. I know, I know…

Still, strong truth.

(Source: jayverie)

“WHATAREYOU??”

“Mrrow! <I’m Batman>”

Absolute genius…

EDIT: In case you can’t see the Original Source meta data, this was originally by Neonbogart on Twitter, and can be seen here.

In honour of Shark Week, we give you this :)

(via rubbersole)

Hahahahaha, gold.

(via decays)

Steampunk Batman cosplay is awesome!

(via mikefail)

Secondary note: mail order umbrella

(via undaniel)

novazembla:

thisbodysfabric:

notthehellyourwhales:

demcheesegraterabs:

leonardodicockrio:tonystarksfacialhair:givehimthekick-:lol69bro:

takkeh:imfairlyfresh:fuckyeahlongbox:

comicreliefspeaks:

I know I reblogged this in comic-relief, but I wanted to say more here. The internet has made being fat in public terrifying for some. When you grow up overweight, you get used to a certain amount of rejection and ridicule from the people around you. But to be subjected to potentially thousands of people laughing at you online? To be subjected to someone using your image without your consent and mocking it? Terrifying, shame-inducing, and cruel beyond measure.

Every time I decide I want to be casual and throw on sweat pants to go to a grocery store, I worry I will end up on the opposite end of some asshole’s camera phone. Every time I put on a swimsuit, it’s on my mind. All I’m trying to do is live my life, but stuff like this makes it downright frightening at times. So, I hunch over myself and try to stay invisible. I don’t care about the haters around me so much anymore. If they aren’t onboard with what I’ve got, screw em. But I couldn’t handle this amount of exposure. Few could.

For the love of all things holy and good, can we at least not worry about belly rolls at a fucking comic convention of all places? It’s supposed to be a haven for outsiders! It’s not anymore. That’s depressing as shit.

Some people try to feed me the whole ‘Well, it’s your fault that you’re fat. It’s not healthy.’ line. Okay. But since when is a stranger’s health any of your godamn business? Since when does that make it okay to ridicule someone? Cigarettes aren’t healthier than a cheeseburger, but I don’t see anyone laughing at a picture of Sailor Moon with a Camel in the corner of her mouth. It’s not about health. Don’t pretend it is. It’s about you and your gross attitude.

The ‘joke’ above is more disgusting to me than any cellulite ever could be.

I applaud you, Fat Batman, for being ballsy enough to dare to be yourself in public. For consenting to a picture, like any other cosplayer. Rock on.

(via dcu)

TEAM FAT BATMAN. And fuck you, dcu, for posting this in mockery (though you’ve since deleted it. Internet shaming has few virtues, but at least it cuts both ways).

This doesn’t need anything else - I agree with the above.