I’m going to let the original posters comment stand for itself, because I agree with it completely. Read on:
This was aaaaaaaages ago, but they killed off the bestest butler in the world a.k.a Alfred Pennyworth in Detective Comics #238. Of course he came back or something blah blah blah, you get the point. ANYWHO, you guys know how he died?
HE WAS SQUISHED BY A BOULDER WHILE RIDING A MOTORBIKE. YES YOU GO ALFRED PENNYWORTH, MOTOCYCYCLING FOR JUSTICE.
If he wasn’t already my favourite butler, then he would’ve just gotten a friggin’ medal.